The Cell! - Fadi Fairy Tales

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

I will start this post by quoting my coworker Mutaz : " أخي جاوز الظالمون المدى"

It was a crazy day, a lot of work to do..

I know that they're reading my blog, and I knew they were just going to talk about me and my fellow blogger Mahmoud on their other one.

First off

I'm not even going to go into this much. But let's just not go and say this behind their backs: There were noises out there all day long at incubator! I was working at office with the music & headsets when Number 25 came in: OMG, should've seen her today; the way she wore her hair and that black & white shirt, she was back from Jailhouse rock party! I didn't know they have breaks at Jail so I immediately checked for Number 22 .

Thanks God he was still there doing time at his cell 21. But tell you what my friends; Number 22 is a dangerous imperialist who knows when the BBC reporter will come. He also knows a lot about LSD. Better be careful when he's around from now on coz you don't want to mess around with him; He got a razor in his shoes!

So they started off with a disclaimer, hah??

I love cold fights! You know that I don't care that much about what you think of us N22 & 25. I know you're going to read this so I hope you'll take it short and give in as Mahmoud said. Look at you , you don't even have a chance!

Mahmoud , they even don't know how insert a hyperlink in their post! I will have fellow Khasrouf lend them a hand and teach them what colors are all about.

Go back to your cells N22 & 25!

Nighty

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On July, 05, 2006 10:40 AM , matout
from Jordan said:

Well Done Man, and i just want to make something clear, They are Two IT "Professionals". and they don't know how to insert a hyperlink in a web page. Geeeeeeeeeee

Guys, We are Coming........

Mahmoud Has Left the Building

On July, 05, 2006 11:59 AM , Neverland
from Jordan said:

I would like to ask, how did you add "Search this blog?"

On July, 05, 2006 12:52 PM , loslocos
from Jordan said:

We agree on the word "BOYS" but not so sure about the "TRENDY" part! give up we're not taking fashion advise from you...!! and Fadi are you that eager for a jail party? We can arrange one for you.

Locos hast el fin!

On July, 05, 2006 3:15 PM , Fadi K
from Jordan said:

Hello everybody.

Mahmoud: Well, they don't even know that you get directed to an external website if you click on a hyperlink!!! These guys are cakes!

Neverland: Hello there , well, you have to claim your blog at TECHNORATI and you can have that search box after some time. I will check it and will get back to you . I owe you 2 for now.

Loca: Hey Number 25, I know you are well connected in GAFGAFA.. but anyway , thanks.

On July, 05, 2006 4:56 PM , Khusrouf
from Jordan said:

Fadi,
u forgot to say: "وكما قال الشاعر"

On July, 05, 2006 8:03 PM , loco
from Jordan said:

Creative yet lacking in essence. We wish that your wild imagination was able to incorporate both essence and beauty of words! You d make a great fiction writer. We encourage you to continue and we ll help you out with the essence!

peace out...

loco

On July, 05, 2006 8:07 PM , loco
from Jordan said:

Creative yet lacking in essence! We wish your wild imagination coupled the cool wording with an essence! You would make a great fiction writer. Go ahead and we ll back you up with the essence!

Peace out

Loco

On July, 05, 2006 8:32 PM , Fadi K
from Jordan said:

Hi Loco number 22 !

I know I lack the proper vocabulary here but it doesn't make any difference.

It's just you saw one face of the naked truth of mine. I recommend that you & Loca go spend some time reading some good blogs in order to come out with something to blog about coz I know this is what you guys are worried about the most for the time being. Go read a book or google it and I am sure you will get happier.

I think there is something called "Blogs for non bloggers" , that's a series especially designed for people like you who overestimate their talents and think they're smart. Another series is "Blogging for Idiots", you know the well known yellow collection, and you might even find an electronic version on E-mule.

One more last thing , you can hire me to give you some classes for reduced rates if you want, will be more than happy to get to heaven!

Fadi k

On July, 06, 2006 1:02 AM , thecaller
from Egypt said:

asalam 3alaykom,
i don't know shrimp about what's going on!!but that last comment....
outch!

On July, 06, 2006 9:38 AM , Fadi K
from Jordan said:

Dear The Caller, Assalamo Alaikom.

Thank you very much :)

A cold war against me and fellow blogger Mahmoud was announced a couple of days ago by a couple of smart heads who call themselves Loco & Loca (Crazy man & crazy woman in Spanish). So I guess you can imagine how dangerous this might be !!

Loco & Loca are a couple of friends who think they can dominate our cozy world of J-blogs through some "Master Blogging Plan" that even doesn't include the ABC's of blogging! All they can do is blabber about things of their interest.But don't worry dear, we will teach them a lesson.

Together, we can have a better J-blog circle to blog happily ever after. Your help will be highly appreciated through your valuable comments and of course, your support. This call goes for all of my friends here.

My post above was aimed at a few welcoming words so to make them feel like home and to brief you –all of my friends here- about their unique personalities that are deeply rooted into the GAFGAFA cultures (Abu za3bal Jail in Egypt).

Loca, is the master mind behind loslocos (The Crazy People) (so you get to hit where it hurtsmy friends, OK?) while Loco is a desperate heavy duty individual with an imported mindset. Sometimes We feel sorry for all the work he has to do while Loca is living la vida loca on her own.

Visit their blog and you will get everything.

On July, 06, 2006 2:06 PM , Ola
from Jordan said:

I don't get a word of this :D for a moment I believed that you work in a jail or something

On July, 06, 2006 3:12 PM , loslocos
from Jordan said:

i'm not sure there's anything to comment on since your comment lacks meaning. If u r wondering why i'm writing now, it's only because you PLEADED me to..

please do write something meanigful for people to read and comment on, but before u do that make sure u follow the instructions i mentioned in the post called VIP.

For everyone else out there interested in reading the real stuff go to loslocos.jeeran.com

la bella loca

On July, 06, 2006 3:45 PM , Mais*
from Jordan said:

ooooooo some people feel threatened or what ?? oooh God are you scared fadi !!
and what a good way they are using to get popular :(For everyone else out there interested in reading the real stuff go to loslocos.jeeran.com ) tab your so annoyed why publicity on those blogs ???!!! lol

... and they say (Creative yet lacking in essence!)
:D*

On July, 06, 2006 3:50 PM , matout
from Jordan said:

How Can i Tell you this Dear but. "I am Shouting Now". RUN YOUR GRAMMER CHECKER

REREAD YOUR POSTS BEFORE YOU HIT THE BUTTON.

and don't say any thing you can't doooo.

welcome to the building loca

Mahmoud Has left the building

On July, 06, 2006 4:12 PM , Neverland
from Jordan said:

No need to check it and get back to me...I got it! Na Na Na...Know what? I think my blog is like a spoiled baby! He He! I swear! It's like when I find any new product, I just put it in the side, thinking it will make my blog look better! I am SO out of control :D

On July, 06, 2006 6:06 PM , Fadi K
from Jordan said:

Hi Ola .. Loco & Loca (plural:locos) been doing time, not me or Mahmoud.

Bella Loca: Hah , I think you should've worked more on setting up your Loco formating tool. And before talking about blogging rules ,I recommend you check for council from God Fathers of blogging first. Go check www.andfaraway.blogspot.com . This topic was discussed many many times before.

On July, 06, 2006 6:12 PM , Fadi K
from Jordan said:

Hi starlight .. Thank you for your support , what can I say else than this : Los Locos!!!!

Neverland : Hello's there .. I like your blog , you know this. Will work on the template with you soon , it's just I wanna spend some time teaching Los Locos a lesson : )

On July, 06, 2006 6:49 PM , loslocos
from Jordan said:

Mais: i'm still not sure who's side u r on.. but before u pick one please go to mahmoud's blog and read what he had to say about females..

don't get us wrong we're not here for a popularity contest, i only mentioned our blog because i want all readers to see the whole picture and not just the way fadi displays it..

by the way fadi i find it weird that u invite us to learn from other blogs and sites, and not from yours hmmmmmm....so u don't think u r a good blogger?!

Loca Bonita..

On July, 06, 2006 7:39 PM , Mais*
from Jordan said:

i don't think if am supposed to reply to this .. anyways
so you did not get to understand am to fadi's side hmmmm .. petty you ... and will you write something in your blog that really could support your back , before you attack ...*

On July, 06, 2006 8:06 PM , Fadi K said:

Hi Mais :Thank you very much dear.

Loca is really jealous .. She is the one who had that jail outfit that day and she's trying to get attention. Loca and Loco are just locos he he eh

Loca : I don't claim I am the father of blogging , but I am much better than you and Loco!! You can't deny this ;)

On July, 06, 2006 10:17 PM , M.M
from Jordan said:

Hi
I’m looking closely at your cold war from the beginning, I think Fadi and Mahmoud both have the best attack technology since they hit on the main affect sides, using a variety of weapons and they have a good style of slyness but I can't deny that Loco & Loca have a strategic defense lines, but I think they have to start crushing (F&M) castle.
I will support the strongest fadi & Mahmoud, but I will keep encourage Loco & Loca to achieve the enemy lines.
Before it rains.

On July, 06, 2006 10:54 PM , Fadi K said:

Hi M.M...

Congradulations, you are so smart indeed. In fact, our approach heavily utilizes high tech tools coupled with creative genuine techniques. That's not all; we are testing a new ballistic technology in-house. This will rock this war to the bone!

Beautiful Loca told me today: ” All is fair in war”, she asked for it so she will get it!

My friends trust my talents and for sure, I won't let them down ;)

Thanks again and you are most welcome.

On July, 07, 2006 4:23 PM , loslocos said:

Mais: oh dear.. wrong reply!! by the way ur supposed to say PITTY u not PETTY u, if u had paid attention to what i wrote on my post VIP u would have known better. by the way it's a really SHORT interesting post not like the one called: Long live liers "by the way it's liars not liers" by i don't know who!! watch out dear.. and i don't think anyone got who's side u r on including Mahmoud.

M.M: i would like to thank you for your support.. and please do keep a close eye on the war coz u don't know how things will turn out.

Fadi: i told u "All is fair in love and war" please don't change my words dear.. and bring it on!!

Loca Bonita

On July, 07, 2006 4:40 PM , Fadi K
from Jordan said:

Ya bonita , we said Friday is a day OFF! Mais was so clear; Everybody knows she's on my side.

Another thing I want you to learn so well : It's never OK being aggressive to my friends here!! It seems you bot3oky kteer when Loco is not turned on! Proper punctuation will help a lot ;)

Mais: She's simply Loca men el akher! Don't worry dear!

M.M: She has a serious issue here; she didn't even get what you were trying to say!! I reiterate your point: We are the strongest party here ;)

Thank you Loca and back to hoovering the house!

On July, 07, 2006 4:40 PM , lana
from Jordan said:

hi there i would like 2 say 1 thing ,that is i do not undersatnd a word of what MAIS and MAHMOUD r saying ...could u plz try 2 make more sence !!!!

On July, 07, 2006 5:01 PM , Fadi K
from Jordan said:

Thank you Lana for dropping here.

Mais wanted to tell Loca Bonita " El Majnooneh El 7elwe" in Arabic that she is (Mais*) to my side in this cold war. This simple argument was clearly explained when she (Mais*) recommended having something worth reading in their post before coming over (i.e. Loslocos) and decide on attacking me here.

I know that you came to the same conclusion Lana (that the were totally wrong when they claimed I lack the essences, lol) , didn't you ?

Have a nice evening and thank you dear.

On July, 07, 2006 5:06 PM , Fadi K
from Jordan said:

I forgot to mention that the post of Mais* was hilarious indeed, at least she was courageous enough to speak out her mind. It's something you have to learn locos!

On July, 07, 2006 5:34 PM , Mais*
from Jordan said:

if i wanted to rate your reply that took you a day to add on a scale from 1_10 i'd give you 1 just cause u spelled my name right, bravo ...are we playing school here??!! look for something better than that coco banana's , u r still not playing it right :)..

On July, 07, 2006 7:03 PM , Fadi K
from Jordan said:

Yes Mais*... they're coco banana's tarlally ;)

On July, 07, 2006 10:28 PM , M.M
from Jordan said:

Look I think friday is off but what I see is it's a very hot day there is a lot of comments here and some are aggressive.
Fadi:I will be to your side dont worry man.
Loca Bonita take care
Byeeeeeeeeeeee

On July, 07, 2006 10:38 PM , M.M
from Jordan said:

Hi plz Mais: dont make this aggressive, Loca is a very nice and cute girl, lets make our comments lovely , it's for peace not for fighting, what we are all writing is for fun but we love and respect each other.
byeeeeeeeeeeeee

On July, 07, 2006 10:58 PM , loslocos said:

M.M: i'd like to thank you again..

Fadi: i think u should stick to hoovering. i did get who's side M.M is on!!

Mais: i'm gona be the bigger person and not reply, but don't even think that i don't have a reply for u. After all, Fadi and Mahmoud are my friends.

Loca Bonita

On July, 08, 2006 12:17 AM , Hadeel said:

Fadi

I would like to comment but have no say in what is going on in your blog...it seems that frinds fighting and it does not look right to be done in public even if it was just for fun...anyhow I do like the way you write things...

Peace people...and I'll come back in better time

Cheers

On July, 08, 2006 12:22 AM , Hadeel said:

On July, 08, 2006 1:12 AM , Mais*
from Jordan said:

we are not fighting , am not aggresive ... was simply backing up fadi's game to fire it up between them o bas ..

On July, 08, 2006 2:26 AM , Fadi K said:

Shabab .. Back off 3n Mais*!!!

On July, 08, 2006 3:33 AM , Fadi K said:

Loca Bonita: Mais* and M.M are to mine ;)

We know you can reply to Mais*, but she was helping me here. And i tell you ,she blogs much better than you do .

On July, 08, 2006 3:41 AM , Fadi K said:

Thank you hadeel .. do i have to reply here or enough there?

On July, 09, 2006 4:32 PM , ThE KiLlEr
from Jordan said:

hey guys stop the fighting today and let us all support FRANCE tonight ;)

Note:My team is GERMANY.

El asesino

On July, 09, 2006 5:27 PM , Loca Bonita
from Jordan said:

Killer sweety...

there's no real fighting going on.. we're only trying to let Zingo and Ringo to give up without making a fool out of themselves ;) we'd be interested to know what u think

On July, 09, 2006 5:59 PM , Fadi K
from Jordan said:

Asesino:

Yeslam ethmak and thank you for a smart decision dear :)

We rock , right?

Loca Bonita : Hah .. you will never blog in to weeks time :)

So better get ready.